Today, I did something that I shouldn’t do. Something that never goes well for me, but that I can never seem to resist, even though I know that I’m going to regret it. And no, I didn’t eat gluten. Or…
Wes Craven’s Got Nothing on Me
High fives for everyone! No, not high fives. Butt shaking, fist pumping happy dances! Today, these arrived: AND I AM SO EXCITED! Yes, I’m taking the more interesting turn at the fork of “rational” and “completely delusional,” but guys, grammar…
Things Your High School Teacher Wanted You to Know
1. I can hear you. Really. I’m not deaf. It’s a surprise, I know, given my horribly advanced age. And you know that I can hear you. How many times have I called you out for swearing when I’ve heard…